I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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