i don't plan on having that self control this summer
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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