I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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