dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
jump out the window naked night went bad
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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