I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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