I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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