Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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