Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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