You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It was like giving head to a cactus.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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