I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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