it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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