it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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