I can text with my tongue
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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