I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Randomize
