how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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