Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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