Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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