Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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