So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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