YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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