If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
