if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
What happened?
New Orleans
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