is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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