we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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