i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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