Kiss
Puke
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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