He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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