something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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