sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The feeling are messing with the penis
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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