do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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