i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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