Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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