I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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