Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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