doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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