Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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