Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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