When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
