just come out here and I will go home with you...
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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