Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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