The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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