wake up i wanna do it froggy style
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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