Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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