it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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