She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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