Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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