i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Randomize
