i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
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