so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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