Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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