Duck Duck Cougar?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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