If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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