is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It's blow job season.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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