I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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