is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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