Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
pray to the hookup gods
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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