He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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