Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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